gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!”
– That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
– That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
“Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
– That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m
rich. Will you marry me?”
– That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?”
– That’s Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a
nice hard slap on your face.
– That’s Customer Feedback.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces
you to her husband.
– That’s demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her:
“I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
– That’s competition eating into your market share.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives.
– That’s restriction for entering new markets.
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